Orioles fans have grown to love Gary Thorne and all his goofy exclamations in the broadcast booth (most of us, anyway – I still come across the random fan here or there who despises Gary). There’s even a Twitter account in his honor, @DrunkGaryThorne.
In Monday night’s loss to the Seattle Mariners, Gary may have finally reached his zenith. He was, I assume, trying to say that the Orioles were within striking distance of Seattle headed to the bottom of the ninth inning. (Shocker: they did not strike).
He, instead, said something else.
Behold (don’t play this if you’re around someone you don’t want to hear a curse word):
— Pete Gilbert (@WBALPete) June 26, 2018
The Orioles, seemingly, have been within shitting distance all season long, no?
Never change, Gary.